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Monday, September 17, 2018

Discussing Digital Retail Consumer Experiences

By Anna Baker


Oh, where do we begin. When you have been buying any kind of gadgets for the past eight years, you tend to get some crappy experiences before you get to those that actually are memorable in a happy light. And even then, there is no guarantee that they even count as good ones. There are far too many annoying customer services that put a stick in your jimmies. So these are our Digital Retail Consumer Experiences.

Where would we start? Back when we were buying speakers? Or when we thought it was a good idea to buy ridiculously cheap headphones? Because both of them sucked and left sour tastes in our mouths. Listen, kids. Just because they say it is cheap, does not mean you should really buy it.

We had been meaning to buy a portable speaker. It was not as common in those days so we thought to get one to be ahead of technology for once. We even saved up for it, for Gods sake. Admittedly, it had been our fault for trusting something Chinese and so cheap. Not to be racist but you have to admit that those things they sell are suspicious.

Dimitri Braginsky, as she found out, was part of the Soviet Union government. Nikita learned how her father was in the office. A cutthroat man with a cold sense of moral justice. How she found this out? Well, when she suggested to her father that she wanted to learn a lot of things, he incorporated all his meetings as lessons as well.

When we tried it at home, not only did it NOT work, but the charging system did not even do its freaking job. So we got to go back to the store the next day, alright? That place is not near, not in the slightest, so you can guess it angered us that we have to go back there again. So we did and got it replaced by something a bit better when we tested it there.

Nikita did not look impressed. Her mother simply quirked an elegant eyebrow at her. While she had expected the less than enthusiastic response from her child, her reaction still was not what she wanted from her. You should thankful, she reprimanded her. Your grandfather sent me to Cuba when I was ten with no training under my belt.

That bastard. What a waste of money. We got so mad that we stopped bothering going back for another replacement. Like hell were we going to see his ugly mug again. But it was our loss, though. The speaker we bought was so hard to charge and the way it produced sound? It sounded like it swallowed a goddamn frog.

If you think about it, Nikita is the daughter of two ruthless monsters. And if she is the spawn of said monsters, what does that make her? With her mother teaching her brutally and her father pulling out all the stops with his lessons, is it a wonder that the girl grew up as some kind of demon?

On the other hand, since most of us here like it cheap, we sometimes do not really learn our lessons. Only whenever we actually have a shitton of money and go to a proper retail store can we get a good customer service as well as perfect gadgets to buy.




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