No small talk with new colleagues for this annoyingly chipper office newbie – she’s heading straight for the booze and the merchandise
Bad news if you’re the kind of traditionalist who thinks of the Admiral as a salty old seadog handing out no-claims bonuses hither and thither. Because, like the Time Lord of the insurance industry that he is, the Admiral is enjoying a revolutionary regeneration. It’s a biggie, for at last the Admiral is a woman. And what a woman she is, untouched by the universal fear of the first day in a new job that renders even the bravest employee too scared to go to the toilet in case their door pass doesn’t work on the way back.
Ms Admiral jazz-hands her way into Admiral HQ singing Oh, What A Beautiful Mornin’, and slides across the freshly polished floor without falling over. Everything’s shipshape as she brings a hot drink for the receptionist and chucks her own coffee cup into the bin like it’s the discarded genitals of her jaunty predecessor.
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